Flat Smacker: USAPA Approved Pickleball Paddle with Enhanced Balance and Explosive Power

"The Cleaver" - The Official Paddle of the Flat Earth

The Cleaver is the world's most SOLID Pickleball Paddle, designed to the exact same specifications as The Original Cleaver. Yes, you will be able to use this paddle to wake people up to the greatest conspiracy of all-time by using the QR code, but this is not just a teaching tool. It is also a real players' paddle.

Tired of using paddles that are decent in one area but terrible in another? The Cleaver is the paddle you've been waiting for. The moment you pick it up, you'll feel the balance. The 5-Ply Carbon Fiber Face and Thermoformed Carbon Fiber Edge combine to create Extreme Durability, an Enhanced Sweet Spot, Incredible Feel, and Unmatched Power all in one paddle.

The Cleaver is the People's Paddle; a Player Focused Paddle at a Player Focused Price. "One Paddle to Serve them all."

Proven Dimensions: We searched far and wide for the most common dimensions in the industry. Rest assured, The Cleaver is the perfect mix of length, width, and thickness.

Enhanced Balance for Incredible Feel: The Centroid Dominated Balance, meaning the weight of the paddle being moved toward the center of gravity (the head), gives your hand more finesse and steadiness on dinks and drops.

Increased Sweet Spot: With the internal weight shifted towards the head, The Cleaver's Sweet Spot grows significantly, which one can only experience the first time they strike the ball.

Explosive Power: The Centroid Dominated Balance, meaning the weight of the paddle being moved toward the center of gravity (the head), makes for easily accessible power without effort, utilizing the weight of the paddle decreasing the effort of the shoulder, elbow, and wrist.

Extreme Durability: An amazing side effect of increasing the weight of the paddle head with 5-Ply Carbon Fiber is superior durability. This paddle does not crush or ever reveal impressions of the polypropylene core. It is reinforced in the exact spot that takes the most abuse, the face.

True Grit: The T700 Raw Carbon Fiber Face delivers incredible spin for a Pickleball Paddle.

In conclusion, The Cleaver is the ultimate pickleball paddle, offering unparalleled balance, feel, power, and durability. Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, The Cleaver is the paddle that will take your game to the next level. So, what are you waiting for? Upgrade to The Cleaver and experience the difference for yourself.

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